FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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