remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
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I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
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If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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