For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
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Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
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She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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