maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
Randomize
