singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
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all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
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I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
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