i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
how does that bad decision feel?
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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