90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
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Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
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You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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