We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
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i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
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High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
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