I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
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this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
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all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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