Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
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Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
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Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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