whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
love makes seman taste better
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
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Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
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Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned