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• (229): View more from Georgia

  whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  love makes seman taste better

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• (415): View more from California

  I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.

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• (408): View more from California

  Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs

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• (607): View more from New York

  I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?

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• (320): View more from Minnesota

  So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned

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