Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
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Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
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I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.