If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
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what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
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All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work