Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
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at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
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Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.