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(616): View more from Michigan

If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.

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(619): View more from California

do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.

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(207): View more from Maine

I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.

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(816): View more from Missouri

i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino

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(212): View more from New York

what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed

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(585): View more from New York

The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...

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(907): View more from Alaska

She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music

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(607): View more from New York

I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice

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(864): View more from South Carolina

Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work

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