I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
two words...techno handjob
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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