I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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