Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
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I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
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I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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