Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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