you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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