I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
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if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
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Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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