i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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