You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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