I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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