I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
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