so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
Randomize
