Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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