Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
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my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
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The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Oh god it's open bar.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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