I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
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i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
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The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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