Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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