I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I have tasted many bathrooms
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