well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
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it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
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The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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