oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
Everything about him screamed your future.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
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