Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
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I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
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I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
Just puked most of my soul out..
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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