What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
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he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
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You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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