it was like his penis was on wheels.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Randomize
