I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
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Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
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I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
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