When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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