Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
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