i may or may not be watching the land before time
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
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