What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
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