What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
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Man, jail baloney is awful.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
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I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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