sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
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I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
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Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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