I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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