Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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