I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
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