Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
It's just like the Real World with babies
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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