maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
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Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
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If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
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