I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
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heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
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Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Woke up backwards on a recliner
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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