WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
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I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
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I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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