I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
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No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
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She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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