pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
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he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
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How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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