I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
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