Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
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