Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
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then he tried to convert me to islam
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
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They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"