Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(916): View more from California

I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night

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(208): View more from Idaho

its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they

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(315): View more from New York

I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree

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(404): View more from Georgia

Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.

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(212): View more from New York

at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver

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(952): View more from Minnesota

My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo

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(301): View more from Maryland

it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.

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