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• (512): View more from Texas

  Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis

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• (862): View more from New Jersey

  win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  then he tried to convert me to islam

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...

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• (760): View more from California

  PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY

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• (361): View more from Texas

  I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"

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