I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
is this the sara with the beer cane?
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?