I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Randomize
