it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
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He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
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Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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