unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
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This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
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Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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